Do NOT Move To Gerritsen Beach If You Like To Smoke Weed

[Note to self].

Apparently, last month ten marijuana summonses were written in one night.  Also...uhm...local citizens recently met with police and plan to compile a list of their Cheech-n-Chong lovin neighbors for the Five-Oh.

Daym, Gerritsen Beach!

So. Not. Cuil.

(via Gothamist)

John Hodgman Tears Shit Up At TED

Our fave Park Slope Celeb-u-dad recently spoke at the kickass TED conference (one day world...we WILL be there).

Anyway, as per u, Hodgman answered all questions, about everything, everywhere.

He dissected all matters of physics, aliens, human evolution, international relations and (cue the "awww")...true love.

[Dear John Hodgman: will you pleez, please, PUHLEEZ be our BFF?].

Where All The BK Rollerbizatches AT?

Annnnd, THE most awesome Brooklynian post we've ever fucking seen in 5...4...3...2...1:

"So I used to Roller Derby and miss skating. I retired last year but am itching to roll with other girls....I guess it would be cool for anyone, espically ex-derby girls and their friends or jeerleaders!!!!! I'm not really sure how to go about it all but where there is a will there is a way!!!!!"

Indeed.

(via Brooklynian)

New DNA Tracking System Puts 43 Park Slope Dogs to Death

Just kidding alright, I don't wanna kill your fucking dogs. BUT, that being said, I did just step in a gigantic yellowish brown turd of dogshit which means I now have to sit in the freezing cold with toothpicks cleaning the ridges of my fucking shoe.

So while I was doing this, I came up with a brilliant technological invention I want your opinion of. Call me Ray Fucking Kurzweil.

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Park Slope Name Change? It's On!

vidro3's reasoning behind this whole discush does seem a *bit* weak ("Since no one can ever agree what qualifies as Park Slope vs. Windsor Terrace vs Sunset Park vs South Slope etc. I propose we just call the whole thing off and decide on a new name for the area"), but fuck it we'll play along.

FIPS officially casts its vote for: Obamanutville (which is currently in the lead! Wheeee!).

[Off to go register www.fuckedinobamnutville.com]

(via Brooklynian)