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Monday
Jul192010

Shooting At Heatwave BBQ

Verrry impressive.

After last year's garbage-palooza at the annual Heatwave BBQ in Prospect Park thrown by MIH Ventures that left the park in shambles for dayz, attendees decided to srsly step up their game this year...by shooting each other.

From the Brooklyn Paper:

"One man was badly wounded and hundreds more were terrified when gunmen exchanged seven shots into a massive crowd outside Prospect Park last night after the controversial “Heatwave” gathering ended..."

A witness went on to explain: 

“It was not an amicable atmosphere,” said the witness. “Guys were getting out of fancy cars with bodyguards.”

Another witness said, “It was like it had been building up to something for quite some time,” describing six or seven shots.

Uhm, I have a groundbreaking idea: how's about the Parks Dept NEVER issues another permit to these MIH mofos again??

Monday
Jul192010

Brooklyn Kinda Love: Your Love, On Cam

So, maybe your Real World: Red Hook audition didn't work out because you didn't have enough sex with strangers, or your frequent discussion of ovulation schedules wasn't exactly the kind of fodder for which MTV was hoping.  We have sympathy, really.  I mean, come on: CHET.  Anyway, someone heard your cry, and your chance at stardom has been revived.

A documentary called Brooklyn Kinda Love is looking for BREEDERS and DINKS (read: "couples") ages 18-35 to star in their film about what relationships are like in this fine borough.  Produced by the HBO Taxicab Confessions crew, they'll follow you around for about five days a week or four to six months, capture the levels of awesome and sorta shitty through which your epic love story goes, and you will receive monies and eternal reverence.*  Apply here: 877-402-2278.

I say that if a pair from the Slope gets picked, they get a blog franchise on FIPS.  Thoughts, Erica? I mean, really--what better place to look than Park Slope, where single people come to understand that we've clearly done something wrong if we're not already pledged in holy matrimony.  My obvious personal bitterness aside, the Slope is a casting director's playground for about nine billion reasons, though you don't read this blog for me to tell you them.  Seriously, though, let us know if you've thrown your hat into the ring.

*FIPS cannot vouch for the levels of either of these.
(via Brokelyn)
Friday
Jul162010

The Hardships of Park Slope

Behold: our new fave song.

(via Nasty Midnighters Music)

Friday
Jul162010

Who Gives A Shit: Park Slope Real Estate-n-Bedbugs

Even though I've lived in the same apartment for all four years since I've been in Park Slope, I'm always looking for a new place. I don't know where the compulsion to move comes from - perhaps too many hours watching House Hunters and Property Virgins on HGTV. Whatever it is, I'm hooked.

I cannot walk past a real estate agency without stopping to view their listings. I'll search Craigslist for apartments at least three times a week. And if a friend is looking to move into the neighborhood, I'll insert myself into that search whether they like it or not. "Surprise! I'm coming to look at that place with you, and I'm probably going to dominate the conversation with the broker."

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Thursday
Jul152010

WHASSUP: Shit Goin' on This Weekend & Beyond

Japandroids at Siren 2009 (*insert Bikini Island reference*) by Jonathan McPhail.

Since you all pack your social calendars miraculously far in advance, here's a heads up on some of the stuff happening in and around the Slope this weekend and early next week.  Feel free to add your own haps in the comments, and, please, invite us all to your buddy's rooftop party without his consent.

*Saturday, July 17: Siren Fest.  Not that this is news to any of you all, but if you're planning on dealing with humanity on Saturday, here's the lineup.  It's free, so you can spend all of your money on booze and the public drunkenness summons with which you'll get stuck.

*Sunday, July 18: Flashwalk.  The second-annual five-borough-plus-Jersey walk covers 43 miles, and takes 14 hours.  So, if you're feeling particularly masochistic on Sunday, the crew's meeting up at Grand Army Plaza @ 6am.  Route details and the answer to "Why in the hell are people doing this?" here.

*Tuesday, July 20: Feast of Music.  Alan Licht, Noveller, Fair Use, Kathleen Supové @ Littlefield on Degraw between Third and Fourth Aves.  Details here, and remember, FIPS is not responsible for any trouble you get into west of Fourth Ave.

Anything else, gang?