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Wednesday
Feb102010

Let's Find Sugar!

UPDATE: Sugar was dognapped? And is being held for ransom? Yes, seriously, ppl. This shit just got INSANE.

Just got this note about a missing dog named Sugar (pictured). It's snowy, and cold, and scary out there today (and if we're being honest, someone has probably already stolen her coat!), so come on! Let's help find this adorable little bitch!:

"A little dog named Sugar ran away from her mom in Prospect Park this morning.  She is the cutest little dog - a cross between Corgie and French Bulldog.  She is wearing a pink coat and was dragging a retractable leash behind her.  The mom is worried she has gotten herself snared in the woods!!!  Needless to say, she is beside herself criss-crossing the park in this snow storm looking for her girl.  If you are heading out for a snow walk with your own dog this afternoon or evening, please keep an eye out for little Sugar and if you find her, call the mom at 347-603-2016 or 718-622-3833."

Wednesday
Feb102010

Beat the Snow Day Blues: How to Have an In-Office Snow Day  

If I were still in college, a typical snow day would involve an early-morning trip to the liquor store, drunk sledding, spiked hot chocolate, and laying in the snow until one of my roommates was forced to drag me inside of our apartment, so I wouldn't freeze to death like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.  

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Wednesday
Feb102010

BK V-DAY MEATUP: JUST THE FACTS

Ok, yes: I hate Valentine's Day, YOU hate Valentine's Day and so does everyone else on the planet who isn't retarded. Cause here's the thing: whether you're with someone, or whether you're not, either way the cheezy, Lady Gaga engineered spirit of this faux holiday is gonna end up sweeping you up and spitting you out like a plate of day-old poutine.

But yeah, as long as we're being brutally honest, V-day def sucks way more when you're NOT with someone than it does when you are.

But now you have a choice! You don't have to just sit there like some Valentines Day loser! You can go to the V-day in your PJ's Meatup! And find love! Or sex! Or whatever other kinky shit you're lookin for!

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Wednesday
Feb102010

Your Weekend Plans = RUINED FOREVER

Daily Intel is reporting that the MTA is working on fixing the F train.  Of course, in typical MTA "let's do everything ass-backwards" fashion, things are gonna get a lot worse before they get even the tiniest bit better.

The weekends of February 20, February 27, May 8, May 15, May 22, November 13, and November 20, there will be absolutely no F train service.  For extra funsies, the G train will also be shut down on those weekends. 

Normally, I'm all like: I never want to leave Brooklyn anyway!  The problem with train service being shut down?  I can't get my friends to come to me if their only option for travel is a fucking shuttlebus.  And really?  THREE consecutive weekends in May?  Just when the weather is getting nice and I actually feel motivated to put down the remote control and stop watching epic marathons of "Bang for Your Buck" on HGTV? 

As always, thanks for nothing, MTA.

Wednesday
Feb102010

DOG MUGGING IN NY POST [And Everywhere Else on the Fucking Planet]

photo: NY PostUPDATE: The online version of the story was updated to include a FIPS reference! Thanks to Jeremy Olshan...he's the NY Post reporter who's got our back.

Remember that harrowing tale we told the other day about the poor doggie who got his coat jacked?

Well, the dude made it to the big time. The NY Post has a story about it right here: A Terrier-fying Crime.

So, yeah: the story is in the NY Post, some funny quotes from Donna, Lexie's Mom are in the NY Post, and an adorable photo of Lexie is in the NY Post (see above). You wanna know who's NOT in the NY Post??

Yep, you guessed it: no mention of FIPS.

SON OF A.

Congrats to Lexie though! Oliver *is* kinda pissed that another neighborhood dog is stealing his thunder, but the dude needs to be put in his place every once in awhile cause he's kinda getting a little diva. Now they'll have to fight it out on the streets of Park Slope as they both vie for the attention of the pup-a-razzi.