Each week we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.
From Daily Intel:
[A note] "spotted, on a mailbox at Carroll and Eighth Avenues this morning, this desperate plea: "MAILMAN: I accidentally dropped a copy of the movie 'HOT ROD' in here today. Can you please return it to the VIDEO FORUM on 133 Seventh Avenue so that I do not get heavily fined. Thank you."
Wow. I mean, I guess it is a simple request...and certainly is a pleasant enough note. But the fascinating thing (to me, at least) is that there is someone out there...in my very nabe, with the casual audacity to:
1. Even think of asking this in the first place...of the motherfucking mailman
2. Doing so without even acknowledging that this DVD return is a somewhat unusual request...certainly far outside the realm of a normal mailman's duties.
3. Provide no further contact information, which therefore;
4. Doesn't even allow for the possibility that the mailman *might* not do as they were asked.
Also, uhm....HOT ROD??? You paid $3.85 and rented the movie HOT ROD?!
I feel like someone took my brain out of my skull and scrambled it up in a blender...I mean, W-O-W.
I sincerely hope someone creates a worthwhile psychological case study based on this incident. And also that the mailman in question did NOT return that video.
This is an ongoing series in which we attempt to bring you lots 'o different perspectives on what its like to *actually* live in Park Slope...from readers just like you (or not--that's the whole point).
Yet again, here's our own Jew-cy, randy, "can I get some action up in herrre, plz!," Park Slope hetero: "Mark*" (*names have been changed to protect the soon-to-be-fucked).
All women who want to get laid in Brooklyn are prostitutes.
Seriously...like real prostitutes.
Please Don't Look *Directly* At The Photo Below...Cover Your Eyes, And Then Peek Through Verrrry Slowly
Can someone....A-N-Y-O-N-E explain to me what in the Christ is going on in this man's pants?
WHAT is this?
I mean it!? I don't get it?
Is this guy just packin major heat? Is this the work a faulty underwear sitch?
I almost threw up....on the Q train. Lookin at this shit for 20+ mins. And then remembered that I should just take a pic.
I need answers....