Erica | Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 6:15PM 
Former Top Chef contestant Mark Simmons has joined the gang at the newly re-envisioned Get Fresh Table & Market restaurant on Fifth Avenue.
First one to share a Food Coop shift with the doode, and report back the deets wins a Park Slope Girl tee.
(via Grub Street)
Effed in Park Slope | Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 12:52AM 
Each week we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.
Breeder vs. Baller Erica | Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 12:37AM 
From Daily Intel:
[A note] "spotted, on a mailbox at Carroll and Eighth Avenues this morning, this desperate plea: "MAILMAN: I accidentally dropped a copy of the movie 'HOT ROD' in here today. Can you please return it to the VIDEO FORUM on 133 Seventh Avenue so that I do not get heavily fined. Thank you."
Wow. I mean, I guess it is a simple request...and certainly is a pleasant enough note. But the fascinating thing (to me, at least) is that there is someone out there...in my very nabe, with the casual audacity to:
1. Even think of asking this in the first place...of the motherfucking mailman
2. Doing so without even acknowledging that this DVD return is a somewhat unusual request...certainly far outside the realm of a normal mailman's duties.
3. Provide no further contact information, which therefore;
4. Doesn't even allow for the possibility that the mailman *might* not do as they were asked.
Also, uhm....HOT ROD??? You paid $3.85 and rented the movie HOT ROD?!
I feel like someone took my brain out of my skull and scrambled it up in a blender...I mean, W-O-W.
I sincerely hope someone creates a worthwhile psychological case study based on this incident. And also that the mailman in question did NOT return that video.
PSlope WTF "Mark" | Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 12:57AM 
This is an ongoing series in which we attempt to bring you lots 'o different perspectives on what its like to *actually* live in Park Slope...from readers just like you (or not--that's the whole point).
Yet again, here's our own Jew-cy, randy, "can I get some action up in herrre, plz!," Park Slope hetero: "Mark*" (*names have been changed to protect the soon-to-be-fucked).
All women who want to get laid in Brooklyn are prostitutes.
Seriously...like real prostitutes.
sex in the slope Erica | Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 12:48AM 
Can someone....A-N-Y-O-N-E explain to me what in the Christ is going on in this man's pants?
WHAT is this?
I mean it!? I don't get it?
Is this guy just packin major heat? Is this the work a faulty underwear sitch?
I almost threw up....on the Q train. Lookin at this shit for 20+ mins. And then remembered that I should just take a pic.
I need answers....
PSlope WTF 
