A very, very important topic of conversation for you this Thursday morning: Do you have any weird/irrational neighborhood crushes?
I'll admit I have a shameless schoolgirl thing for one of the guys at my bike shop on 9th Street (deliberately omitting the specifics), and a buddy of mine has the hots for the dark-haired girl who tries to seduce people into Istanbul Park around 7 p.m. nightly.
So, out yourselves: Who does it for you? The chick who gives you your AM pastry at Colson? Your bodega guy? BREEDERS, you are encouraged to get on this, too (though it's not like you have any shame, anyway). As always, stealth-anon mode enabled in comments, in case you fear for your identity.