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Saturday
Feb202010

THE RESULTS: UNITED METHODIST CHURCH BOOK SALE

Ok, so I just got back from the United Methodist Church book sale (see all the shit I bought above).

A couple of things to note: its totally fucking overcrowded, and you're gonna have to fight an overwhelming compulsion to flee from the moment you arrive. People are either pushy (and have no problemo shoving you straight into the table as they need to jam their fat ass by you into a corner where there's no room for them in the first fucking place) or clueless (and standing there in the worst possible spot they could be blocking 19,000 people as they bounce a cute lil bebe on their hip waiting for their wife to finish picking up her new stash of bodice ripper romance novels). Both are equally annoying. But if you can just resist the urge to run off to 7th Ave Donuts and persevere: its worth it if you can put in the time.

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Friday
Feb192010

BALLER RAGE

So Denise Albert has some pretty major Mommy Rage issues she's contending with. Her rant on Metro this morning is literally EVERYWHERE (I read about it on Gothamist), and thus far people aren't exactly taking to her shit too kindly (as per u, best stuff is in the comments).

Anyway.

Here's the thing, Denise: I can totally relate to what you're going through! It's not exactly the easiest thing in the world to be a BALLER either, and sometimes I wish people would just, you know, be a little bit more understanding and offer me some special consideration. It's hard out here for a pimp!

So yeah, I decided to rewrite your entire opinion piece from a non-breeder's perspective, and I rully rully hope you like it! I tried to stay mostly true to form, so shitty sentence structure and the like is, of course, still yours!:

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Friday
Feb192010

Lucali 2.0 Is Going To Be Called Giuseppina's

photo: Eater

Just thought y'all should know.

Looks like the South Slope space (and sister restaurant to Lucali...or brother actually, as that's who owns it) will be opening soon (yay!).

(via Eater)

Thursday
Feb182010

If You See A Raccoon, You Can Be Pretty Sure It Wants To Eat Your Face

Rabid raccoons have descended on Brooklyn...or at least Boerum Hill.

The Department of Health captured one last week that was acting bizarro ("trying to interact with a dog." Interact as in EAT??).

Anyway.

Time to add killer raccoons to the long list of shit you now need to be worried about.

(via Gothamist)

Thursday
Feb182010

Passive Agressive Wifi

Ok, this is pretty fucking hilarious slash brilliant: some disgruntled apartment dwellers throughout NYC have taken to updating their wifi network handles with passive aggressive messages for their neighbors. Shit like "yourdogneedstostopbarking," "stopstealingmynewyorktimes or my personal fave "Really?Curry?Again?"

The hope, of course, at these these annoying ass neighbors will see the message when they're loggin on with their own computers.

One commenter confessed: “I update my wireless network SSID like most people update their Facebook page."

HAAA!

I am so stealing this idea immeds.

(via Brick Underground).