YO IT IS A CAPS LOCK KIND OF DAY. HERE IS WHASSUP IN THE SORTA-PARK SLOPE HOOD.
*Friday, August 13: Film with an intro. BAM's Emotionally Sloppy Manic Cinema series continues with The Pleasure of Being Robbed. The 6:50 screening will be introduced by actress Eleonore Hendricks and director Benny Safdie. Film's only 71 minutes, so no need to bring your Aderall.
*Friday, August 13: Arty party. Closing party for Jacob Williams’ collage-on-paper and sculpture exhibition (that's his piece above) is happening at We-Are-Familia’s Pop-Up Gallery and Event Space at 539 Atlantic Avenue, 7-10pm. Get yer deets here.
*Saturday, August 14: Funniez. "Gentrify Brooklyn" is happening at the Brooklyn Lyceum with the ladies and gents of SIDECAR and m.a.d. Tis only $5 so you can afford the rest of your night at The Sackett thereafter.
*And if your upcoming week looks really bleak—we're a-talkin' to you, single folks—get your asses on to HowAboutWe and enter the code BKLUV for a free month of mixing and mingling, so you can feel like you fit in better in BREEDER LAND. Plus, propose a sweet BK date and you could win some shit.
ON A FINAL NOTE, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SEXY ASSES ON FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH.
SUBMIT YER OTHER SHIT IN THE COMMENTS, PREFERABLY NOT IN CAPS LOCK. YO.