A friend of mine sent along this "casting call" for a Brooklyn Beach Club show to me and I really just can't stop reading it.
"There's gonna be friggin' partying, friggin' drinking, and friggin' dancing -- all friggin' summer. Fugheddaboudit!
So if you tan before going to the beach, if every meal starts and ends with garlic, and you're looking to have the best summer of your life, send us an email at email@example.com"
If every meal starts AND ends with garlic?? What does that even mean?
But wait! There is sooooo much more!