Ode To omg, whatev!!!

We got some pretty rad comments from our Brooklyn Based interview yesterday, but our fave-oh-rite one by far came from omg, whatev!!! (4th comment down). It was such poetry, in fact, that I was compelled to do a dramatic reading of it.

I *almost* yelled out "bitch" at the end, omg, whatev!!!, but really, we've got nothing but love for your ass.  Though for the record, I would not live in Hoboken even if someone offered me free rent and a weekly stipend.

See you at the Tea Lounge.

Kisses!

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Ode To OMG, Whatev!!!

SILENT POST FOR BIG RG

HOLY SHIT, You Guys: Diddy did A Food off! Popeyes vs. KFC.

Now, I'm not much of a chicken person myself, but the biscuits at Popeyes produce a feeling in me that is similar to what I imagine shooting up heroin would feel like. Though KFC does have lots of good sauce choices. Eh, fuck it...based on the biscuit sitch alone, I think I'd have to go with Popeyes

Needless to say, we're chomping at the bit to hear who, ultimately, came out victorious in Diddy's eyes.

Which one do you dig?

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MISS TRANSIT AUTHORITY: Homo, Euro or Auto(Cad): A Study in Generalizations

I like looking at men on the subway.

So do you. Even you straight guys. Please.

And though this city is the epicenter of hot dick, there's great potential for embarrassment, rejection, or plain misinterpretation based on appearance. As I'm especially drawn to assertive style and atypical facial hair, I occasionally cannot distinguish between whether or not a gentleman is European, an architect, or gay, and thus if he's making eyes at my tits, my shoes, or my brother. Though I try to avoid all three prototypes for my own metro romance, I feel it necessary to share this primer to help riders know whom to solicit directions of, whether going to Marquis, Pieces, or that Zaha Hadid thing in the park. Thank me later.

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