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Friday
May072010

OPEN POST: IF FORNINO PIZZA IS NOT IN MY MOUTH IMMEDS, I'M GONNA GO C-R-A-Z-Y

photo via Grub StreetYeah, so that's pretty much the only fucking thing on MY mind these days.

Other than my new BLAHG (check-it!), my laser-ized eyes, and the fact that Oliver won't do ANYTHING in the motherfucking park anymore except eat grass! I'm serious...I've got to take some goddamned video of this shit, because its out of control.

Anyway, WTF is up with you bitches??

Friday
May072010

This Is What Happens on the F Train

I always, always have something to say (to the point where it is a problem).  Well, "always" until something like this happens.  And then, at an unfamiliar loss for words, I quietly extract my BlackBerry from my bag, snap a photo to send to SubwayDouchery, whisper "Why god, why?" and then step off the F train with slightly less faith in the human race.

Discuss.

Thursday
May062010

Celebrate Brooklyn

The full sked has landed.

Live it. Love it. Celebrate it (or whatevs).

Thursday
May062010

The Rock Shop Is Here

image via Grub StreetIf you thought Mission Dolores was loud, brace yourselves ppl, cause we've got even MORE action coming to that stretch of 4th Ave: THE ROCK SHOP!

Michael Winsch, of Bowery Ballroom fame, is opening up a "non-sports bar" sports bar with like a bazillion flatscreens in the old Cattyshack bi-level space. There's also a performance space on the first floor that's not quite ready for prime-time, but will eventually rock out with the sort of bands we're used to seeing at Mercury Lounge, which is Bowery's siter club. There is also a roof deck! (HA! Loud!). Here's a whole slidey-slideshow from Grub Street if you want a better peek.

(via Zagat and Grub Street)

Thursday
May062010

Who Gives A Shit: Catholic School Girls?

I'm sorry but it must be asked. What has happened to catholic school girls? 'Cause it can't be just me that thinks these iconic creatures (stuff of men's—and womyn's—fertile fantasies for generations) are not quite living up to their reputation. At least not in Park Slope, anyway.

And, yes, I'm heartless. I'm a bitch. I hate Catholics. I hate fat asses, my own most of all. I hate womanhood. I'm a hater. And mean too.

So, now that we've gotten that off our chests, have you gotten a load of catholic school girls lately?