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Friday
Mar052010

Whassup

*Heeb is having an Oscar Viewing party. Go. (Heeb).

* Dharma Yoga, a donation based Yoga studio (i.e. you decide how much you wanna pay) is opening on the corner of 6th Ave and St. Marks (2nd floor). Classes start next week!

*Yay! NYC finally gets its own slimy reality TV real estate show (Curbed).

*FIDO is having its monthly Sat AM (7-9) Coffee Bark (FIDO).

*Hit up Puffy's first ever BK party, in tribute to Notorious B.I.G. Shit will be goin down in Bed Stuy, of course. Coogi sweaters optional. (Brokelyn).

Thursday
Mar042010

Wipe that grin off your face, cheshire cat—Alice in Wonderland kind of blows

I know that every formerly (currently?) depressed goth teenager and stoner vet is pissing their pants in excitement for this Friday's premiere of Alice in Wonderland, but sorry to be the bearer of bad news—you'll probably be disappointed.

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Thursday
Mar042010

BREAKING: Fried Cupcakes Are Good For You!!!

As just reported by the Food and Drug Administration in their latest investigative report: fried cupcakes are good for you! I couldn't find a link to the actual report itself, but trust me, it's totally true! Yay!

Luckily for us, the cupcake artistes at Robicelli's (see Allison Robicelli lookin all cute-n-shit above) have agreed to make all of your fried cupcake dreams come true, and this is all goin down tomorrow night at Union Hall: Cupcakegate 2K10: The Resolution.

After the crushing disappointment we all felt the last time around when the Chip Shop hung us all out to dry, depriving our fine neighborhood of the fried cupcake-age we all richly wanted AND deserved, FIPS is thrilled to be a part of this majestic celebration of cupcakes, frosting, and delicious, delectable saturated fat.

The most DEDICATED members of the FIPS team will all be in attendance (you know, the ones who aren't galavanting in Napa or eat! drink! snack!-ing out on their own), so look out for me, Greg, Meredith and FIPS Allison (who yes, already non-ironically asked if she could bring her kids). We *MIGHT* walk Oliver's ass down there to say hi to everyone, though I'm concerned that:

  • No one really gives a shit, except for Allison's husband Matt (the one with the rad bacon tattoo) who really, really, really wants to meet him.
  • It's going to be a pain in the ass since he's not actually allowed in Union Hall (THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW, PEEEEEEOPLE!!!).
  • I'm going to be standing out front with my dumb dog, while you're all busy stuffing your faces with fried cupcake deliciousness.

So, yeah...we'll see.

RSVP on Facebook, or drop us a comment below so we know which of you bitches we should look out for to say hi.

First one to have a heart attack wins.

Cupcakegate 2k10: The Resolution
Friday, March 5, 2010
Union Hall (upstairs)
702 Union Street (@5th Ave)
5-9pm
Free to hang
regular cupcakes $3/each fried cupcakes $4/each

Thursday
Mar042010

HELP: Girl Scout Cookies For the Rich And Childless??

UPDATE: I have located a Girl Scout Cookie source. I repeat, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE IN THE HIZZY (or almost). Get thee to the Girl Scout Cookie Cupboard! Here's allllll the scoop, thanks to our friends at Blondie & Brownie.

Ok, I've gotten THREE emails about this shit in the past week or so, and quite frankly I want some answers too.

Where the christ can us BALLERS go to get our hands on some motherfucking girl scout cookies!??

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Thursday
Mar042010

Fly The Family Friendly Skies, My Ass!!!!

Okay, even I—the official FIPS breeder rep—am incapable of seeing the sweetness in this family-friendly moment.

Screw the old baby-laden bar fights. Fuck the battle for the sidewalks of the Slope. Our lives are now at stake, for chrissakes. Is there really a small child running JFK’s air traffic control? and don’t all those planes fly over our schmitty bitty (Erica, what was it you called Oliver?) neighborhood?

If this isn’t worth a what the fuck, I don’t know what is.

I mean, honestly.