SUPPORT THESE BUSINESSES!

 

GET F'D ON FACEBOOK

SEARCH
Newsletter Sign-up
GET ON OUR EMAIL LIST IF YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FIPS
REACH OUR AUDIENCE

GOT A TIP? EMAIL US

Tuesday
Mar022010

Open Post [GO CRAZY, Y'ALL]

So everyone and their brother seems to do these open post thingies, and though it usually seems like not a whole hell of lot goes on em, those mofos havent' ever gotten a load of FIPS.

So here are the rules: Ha, psych! THERE AREN'T ANY!

Say whatever the fuck you want, to whomever the fuck you want. You are now in the tree of trust. What's on your mind, people?

We're here for you. Ask questions, vent, bitch, moan [in the comments]. And if it isn't too much of a disaster area, we'll try to do this shit every once in awhile so we can check in with each other.

Cool? Cool.

GO.

Tuesday
Mar022010

Wafels & Dinges to La Bagel Delight: 'We Lurv You!'

What can I say? After the shitshow that was the Bachelor finale last night, I have true love on my brain. And honestly, this is like the sweetest fucking thing I've ever seen. I'm serious, people: we could all learn a thing or two about kindness from our fave waffle pusher: Wafels & Dinges. Behold (from their blog):

"Every Saturday we park near LA Bagel Delight in Park Slope. And since we sell waffles and they sell bagels, well, you get the picture...there could be some friction.

Click to read more ...

Tuesday
Mar022010

Open House NYC: Best in Bad Local TV

I stumbled upon my architect husband watching this Open House NYC shit Sunday morning (WNBC, 8:30am), and it was hard for me to tear my eyes from the realtor's cleavage long enough to see the awesomely overdone house she was hokking (sp?) hocking.

I LOVE this show. Love it!

Have you seen this? Do you love it too? What's your favorite bad local tv show?

Monday
Mar012010

Moregasm Giveaway

Our buds at Babeland have a new book out, and if you're still bitter about listening to your neighbors have sex all the time, seems like you should treat yourself to this: Moregasm: Babeland's Guide To Mind Blowing Sex.

One of the co-authors and co-founders of Babeland, Claire Cavanah, will be speaking about all the good stuff in the book (and who knows what else?) tomorrow night at the Park Slope Babeland store at 7pm.

But in the meantime, we have one of these suckers to GIVE AWAY to one of your lucky asses!

Here's how to win it: leave a comment below with your suggestion for the best place in Park Slope to get it on. Funniest/kinkiest/weirdest one wins the book (you have until 6pm 3/2, so hurry up).

I might even have Meredith judge this shit, since she's so single-n-ready-to-mingle.

Ok, got it? Are we clear?

And make sure to check out the Babeland event tomorrow night!

Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex
A talk with co-author, Claire Cavanah

Tuesday, March 2, 7pm, free
Babeland Brooklyn, 462 Bergen Street

Can you have great sex without an orgasm? Why are we still debating the existence of the G-spot? Brooklyn’s own Claire Cavanah, co-author of Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex and co-founder of Babeland, shares stories and talks about why we need the Babeland Bill of Rights.

Monday
Mar012010

ORGANIC AS FUCK: WHERE'S THE COOP GOSSIP?

Like, really.  Need I say more?

What's up, Slope?  No Food Coop gossip as of late?  You're slipping.  FIPS can't deal with the idea of a couple of weeks without some juicy Coop-y smut, so come on, feed us.  Go stealth anon in the comments, as Erica would say.

Don't let those organic fucks from Lefferts outdo the sleazy trash talk ring of which Park Slope is so proud.

(On another related note, looks like Whole Foods in Gowanus is still full steam ahead.  I don't know about you, but the idea of eating anything housed that close to the canal makes my stomach churn.  I'm thinking like, kale with octopus arms and shit.  Sex, food, and other precarious situations combining the two: below Fourth Avenue, all bets are off.  Thoughts?)