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Wednesday
Mar032010

FIPSGASM: BABELAND BOOK WINNER

Congratulations, Slope - you're all a bunch of sick fucks, and FIPS <3s you for it.  I know that, besides the swingers, we don't necessarily have the rep for being the wild and craziest nabe, but most of you did a hell of a job at getting this single girl's blood flowing.

This wasn't an easy choice, so if you disagree with my decision, knock yourself out: feel free to bitch and moan that you were robbed, or prove me wrong (FYI, I find gingers and 30-somethings who are dicks to me irresistible).  I couldn't choose just one, so behold, your winners:

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Wednesday
Mar032010

CNN WEIGHS IN ON BABIES IN BARS

[photo via CNN]

Oh, snap, bitches!  We're on CNN!  Our multiple (read: incessant) posts on the babiez-in-barz issue has FINALLY got us noticed as the shining beacon of journalism that we are. 

We think it's kind of redundant, too, but if the same topic keeps cropping up, it means someone SOMEWHERE is still interested, right? 

Are YOU interested? 

Probz not, but who cares?  We're national now.  Get ready for FIPS t-shirts-n-shit.

Wednesday
Mar032010

There Goes the Neighborhood: Gowanus

Yes, after 40 years as an unofficial toxic waste dump, it's official! The Gowanus Canal has at last gotten the recognition it deserves: EPA superfundstatus.

Already, a few developers are apparently pulling up stakes, but do we really need any more ugly-ass white-shoed condos anyway?

Do you think they'll dredge up any cement-shoed bottom-dwellers? Will this put the kibosh on Gowanus as the next up-and-coming nabe? What do you think?

(via City Room Blog)

Wednesday
Mar032010

Jonathan Saran Foer *Probably* Irons His Jeans

BWHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!

"If smug were an outfit, this would be it: "square glasses, a fitted black jumper and jeans that look as if they might have been ironed." [FT]

Indeed.

(via Daily Intel)

Wednesday
Mar032010

[Guest Post] Fucked in Park Slope, A One Month Retrospective

photo: Pardon Me For AskingQuincy M. sent us this one month "I just moved to Park fucking Slope" retrospective, and I thought it was pretty damn funny slash craz-ay. Check it:

I transplanted to Park Slope from somewhere irrelevant exactly one month ago today, and I mostly love it.

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