Since I'm on the subject of dogs, the first annual Brooklyn Mutt Show is coming to the Lyceum, March 13 & 14th. Admission is free for those of you who've already spent all your money on rent.
Westminster is all about the pure breeds, and the Mutt Show is, yep you guessed it, all about adorable, smart, not-inbred mutts!
It's never too early to start campaigning, so for your consideration, my little beastie mutt Ziggy!
Let it be heard LOUD AND CLEAR: snow is no excuse! Yes you, you lazy sacks of shit: Pick. it. up. Your dog's poop, that is.
Now that all the snow is melting, the fecal matter smeared on the sidewalks of Park Slope has reached epidemic proportions. And judging from the trail, a whole lot of you poor schlubs have already stepped in it.
*Heeb is having an Oscar Viewing party. Go. (Heeb).
* Dharma Yoga, a donation based Yoga studio (i.e. you decide how much you wanna pay) is opening on the corner of 6th Ave and St. Marks (2nd floor). Classes start next week!
*Yay! NYC finally gets its own slimy reality TV real estate show (Curbed).
*FIDO is having its monthly Sat AM (7-9) Coffee Bark (FIDO).
*Hit up Puffy's first ever BK party, in tribute to Notorious B.I.G. Shit will be goin down in Bed Stuy, of course. Coogi sweaters optional. (Brokelyn).
I know that every formerly (currently?) depressed goth teenager and stoner vet is pissing their pants in excitement for this Friday's premiere of Alice in Wonderland, but sorry to be the bearer of bad news—you'll probably be disappointed.