Whose mattress is this?? I KNOW this doesn't belong to the broad standing next to it.
Come on, fess up. Or was this a late entrant into the best sex spot to get it on in Park Slope contest?
photo: The Amber Show
Honestly, y'all: if you were not able to make it to Union Hall last Friday for our Cupcakegate 2K10 Resolution event with Robicelli's, I feel really, really, REALLY bad for you (sidenote: there were SIX FRIGGIN babies there when I arrived at 6pm).
I gotta admit, after all of this friggin build-up, even I was wondering if all this fried cupcake bullshit was gonna turn out to be all that-n-a-bag'o chips, but HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST was that shit goooooood.
Am I missing something, or are the garbage men supposed to PICK UP the garbage, and like take it away somewhere?
OK, so then WHY THE FUCK are the streets of Park Slope waaaaay dirtier right *after* the garbage men come then they are before they get here???
Jobs, healthcare, babies in bars? No, the real question on tap: why does the entire main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library (at Grand Army) smell like body odor?