Are you a disgustingly cutesy, newly married Park Slope/NYC couple desperate for a free trip ANYWHERE but here?
If so, you should totes apply for the new Newlywed game.
Here are the deets:
*You must be married less than two years
*Have great personalities (which true confessions, already eliminates about 50% of our commenters)
*And be able to attend a show taping in NYC.
If you're down with all this bullshit and want to make a fool of yourself on national TV cable TV, send an email with your names, date of wedding, current city and state, and contact email and phone numbers to: email@example.com
Hurry up, ppl...if you've been married for 2 years already your baby making window of opp is wiiiiide open, so you wanna get in this embarrassing reality TV shit over with before you start a fam and have to show up at fucking PTA meetings-n-crap.