Japan Doesn't Give A Shit About Park Slope

Our friend is an Exec Producer on that show "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow" and they're currently shooting the second season in (wait for it....) Japan.  He sent me the above pic after his morning commute on the subway the other day.

Keep in mind, this is a Japanese person wearing this sweatshirt...not some snot-nosed BK hipster on spring vacay.

Needless to say, he's getting back to me on exactly how to say "FUCK YOU, WILLIAMSBURG" in Japanese.  We'll print up shirts soon and send you all one. Cool?

MAYBE FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI IS ACTUALLY REALSTEVEBUSCEMI AFTER ALL?

Well, bitches: don't say we never go to bat for your asses.

After learning the other day of the existence of a phantom Steve Buscemi account on Twitter, I have literally been working day and night trying to figure out if this chump was REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI. And let me tell you: its fucking hard out there for a pimp.

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When's Lunch??

Yes, even your lunch has a website now.

Scanwiches.com smacks their sandwiches down on a scanner before devouring them, and damn do they look good.

You know what? Fuck that Lean Cuisine I have in my purse. I'm ordering in.

Where's your favorite place to get a killer sandwich in Park Slope?

@Burklee Carroll, a counter-offer: Shove it up your ass

After a day of back-and-forth that I'm now embarrassed about, Erica and I have decided to publish the following letter.

"Burklee Carroll," let me say just this: you are batshit insane and need medical attention. If you are serious about your threats, do your fucking worst - let's see how your "lawyer" feels about you blackmailing us.

Seriously; shove it up your ass.

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John Hodgman, We Need Your Help

Dear John Hodgman,

As the keeper of all information about everything, I, Park Slope and the FIPS community at large desperately need your help.

A fanciful slash mesmerizing twitter feed has recently materialized for someone who *appears* to be none other than fave PSlope celeb Steve Buscemi. This cyber Buscemi speaks of himself in the third person, hates penguins and even has his own Facebook page! Only problem is, we don't know if its the REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or the FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI.

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