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Tuesday
Sep212010

FIPS CARES: Prospect Park Lake Cleanup

You know that big ass lake in the middle of Prospect Park? The one you sit around and make out with random girls who you probably just met that night at Union Hall and over 7 beers and a fried Robicelli cupcake "really felt a connection with?" Yeah, well, it's dirty and it needs to be cleaned, and you should just go help with that shit THIS SATURDAY.

This cleanup actually sounds way more fun than your average cleanup as you get to tool around the lake in pedal boats as you fish dead bodies and geese carcases out of the water (KIDDING! PROBABLY!). Last year, they removed over 400 lbs. of track from the lake and over 1,000 lbs. from the perimeter of the lake, so there's a lot a shit that needs cleanin.

Oh, also this shit only lasts a few hours, so you don't have to give up your wholllllle daaaaaaay.

If you still can't make it, and/or you're too much of a lazy fuck, just donate some cash money.

Register or donate here.

And hear more about it on Hey Brooklyn from activist Tami Johnnson, who started this whole shebang.

Monday
Sep202010

The Food Coop Makes More Money Than Whole Foods

Well, kinda.

Grub Street reported that the Coop made a whopping $39.4 million dollars in its last fiscal year, while Whole Foods has a $39.2 million average per store. I'll give it to you PSFC: that's pretty friggin impressive. However,  we'd be remiss if we didn't point out some additional differences between your ass and Whole Foods, aside from the whole money thing. Like for instance, Whole Foods stores are generally:

  • spacious
  • nice
  • way less crowded
  • better lit
  • quieter
  • open to the public
  • free from constant annoying announcements
  • workshift free...well except for people who get paid to work there

I mean, like for realz: where the eff does that 39.4 million go??? Cause your store is kind of a dump. You'd think you bitchez would allow yourself a few luxuries with all that cash money...like valet bike/stroller parking or a complimentary food energist or something??

Monday
Sep202010

The First (and Hopefully Last) FIPS Tornado Design Awards 

And The Best in Architectural Design Award Goes To... 

This architectural gem by the Garfield entrance of Prospect Park built by an ingenious crew of former Waldwarfs. Good to know all that beeswax molding, bread baking and fairy loving has yielded such a sweet structure.

Sorry about the dogs. It's because they like it!

How about we set up little limb huts all around the hood?

Click to read more ...

Saturday
Sep182010

BREAKING: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS GD NEIGHBORHOOD?

Looks like someone thought all the tornado carnage just wasn't enough.  Yes, another car crashed into ANOTHER storefront—this time, Junior's bodega on the corner of 11th Street and 8th Avenue. 

I made my way through the throngs of slack-jawed gawkers, but didn't hear anything other than mutterings about brake failure.  If I were a real journalist, I would have stopped to investigate, but I needed breakfast.  STAT.

Anyone know the details?

Friday
Sep172010

I Survived The BK Tornado, And All I Got Was This Stinkin T-Shirt

Less than 24 hours, and we've already got a commemorative t-shirt. That's right, btchz: get em while they're hot. You can even choose diff color shirts, styles, etc. And no, we were not the soon-to-be rich motherfuckers who came up with this shit.

Also, you should know that that insanity last night WAS, indeed, a ginuwine tornado after all. So fuck anyone out there who was doubting us: we *did* have a tornado, and it *did* hit Park Slope.

BOOYAH.