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Tuesday
Jul132010

Why Erica Needs to Join the Food Coop, Part III

Some of you may have read of my ongoing recruitment efforts to get Erica to join the partay that is membership in the Park Slope Food Coop. Frankly, I don't know how she can call herself a Park Slope blogger without drinking the kombucha (from a reasonably priced recyclable metal container, $8.99?). How can you properly make fun of the Food Coop without ever attending an orientation or working a shift?

My efforts have been hampered not only by Erica's ever-so-polite intransigence (you have NO idea how well-mannered she is in real life), but also by the fact that the fucking Food Coop has actually had a MONTHS LONG WAITING LIST for new orientations.

Click to read more ...

Tuesday
Jul132010

ATTN BIKERS: KEEP YOUR JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK!

BWHAAAHAAAAA!

From Craigslist yesterday:

To cute guy on bike on in tiny shorts with his dick hangn out - m4m (5th ave and Union)

"You were stopped on your bike at Union and 5th and your shorts were pushed completely aside so the entirety of your dick and balls could hang out the side of your shorts. As you rode off, your genitals bobbed up and down with every rotation of the pedals. Everyone was just looking at you like viewing a car accident.
I am sure there are plenty of places you could go where exhibiting your sweaty flacid junk would be appreciated, but visually tea bagging all the residents of Park Slope is not appropriate. Get it together brother"

(via The Amber Show)

Monday
Jul122010

HELP: MISSING DOG

Ok, so yeah: it's all dogs all the time around here lately, but suck it up. This little guy is missing and we need to keep our eyes open. Here's the scoop:

He got out of our house late Sunday night on St. Mark's Ave btw 4th and 6th aves. He is a male dog and he responds to Dior or Biscuit (his nickname). He is almost all black but has a white stripe on his chest. He weighs appx 55 to 65 pounds and is very lean for a lab.

He is diabetic and needs insulin and other medicine daily, so it is very important that if you have found him that you let us know as soon as possible otherwise he will get very very sick without receiving his medicine.

If you have any info please reach us at: 917-602-3160 or 732-614-2766

Please please please let us know if you have any idea of where he is. He is very loved, very sweet and we would be beyond grateful and provide a REWARD if you are able to help us find him.

Monday
Jul122010

BLINGED in Park Slope: 11215 Yourself

Just in case your Food Coop tee isn't enough of a broadcast to the outside world that you live in The Slope and you've like, lost your Neighborhoodie or something (O HAI 2007 how u doin), one Esty seller's got your number.  (Okay, my own puns are officially making me nauseated.)

Zip code necklaces.  Because everyone knows how we do in the 11215/11217.  And if they don't, they better learn.

Thoughts, gang?

Monday
Jul122010

FIPS CARES: Dogz Up For Adoption

That's right, sometimes we care, and we're not ashamed to admit it. I came across TWO great puppies from two separate families who have to give their pooches up because of change in their living situations. Just so happens they both have a little Lab in them!

The brown hairball of cuteness is Knut. He is a 4 year old Lab/Pit mix. He's a real sweetheart, who loves other dogs and kids, but ain't so hot on cats. Knut has been living on a farm for the last few years; his fam just relocated to Brooklyn and now they have to give him up... So they're looking to find a new loving home for Knut. If you know anyone who can help, e-mail Michael at michaeldolannyc-at-gmail-dot-com.

Now, if none of you bitchz has ever known the singular joy of owning an older dog, you have been MISSING OUT. Meet Luca, a sweet 8-year-old Lab mix who lives with a family on Roosevelt Island. In his aged wisdom, Luca is great with kids, people and dogs. He is neutered, microchipped and up to date on all vaccines. Obvs it's very hard for the family to let Luca go (I mean, dude's MICROCHIPPED, ppl!), but their child has severe allergies. I have a spesh place in my heart for the older dogs, since I know how grateful they are for a place to just chill out and be loved (but mostly chill out!) If interested or have any questions and would like to meet Luca, you should email at Susan at sarcelay-at-verizon-dot-net

Let's do something to help these pooches! Why should you give a shit? Cuz we may be helping your ass next.