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Saturday
Sep182010

BREAKING: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS GD NEIGHBORHOOD?

Looks like someone thought all the tornado carnage just wasn't enough.  Yes, another car crashed into ANOTHER storefront—this time, Junior's bodega on the corner of 11th Street and 8th Avenue. 

I made my way through the throngs of slack-jawed gawkers, but didn't hear anything other than mutterings about brake failure.  If I were a real journalist, I would have stopped to investigate, but I needed breakfast.  STAT.

Anyone know the details?

Friday
Sep172010

I Survived The BK Tornado, And All I Got Was This Stinkin T-Shirt

Less than 24 hours, and we've already got a commemorative t-shirt. That's right, btchz: get em while they're hot. You can even choose diff color shirts, styles, etc. And no, we were not the soon-to-be rich motherfuckers who came up with this shit.

Also, you should know that that insanity last night WAS, indeed, a ginuwine tornado after all. So fuck anyone out there who was doubting us: we *did* have a tornado, and it *did* hit Park Slope.

BOOYAH.

Friday
Sep172010

FIPS CARES: Tornado Dog

Ok, ppl. Gather round and activate your Scooby sense: we've got our first lost Tornado dog!

She was found this morn at 6th Ave and Union Street by a caring Park Slope vet. She weighs about 35 pounds, has not tags (or microchip), and she's as sweet as can be. She's currently chilin at Symphony Vet Center on the UWS. And though, duh: I'm sure they're takin great care of her, we still need to get her back home to her family pronto.

Anyone??

Feel free to leave a comment below, call Symphony at 212-866-8000 or send an email to: palomacat@verizon.net if you know who this girl belongs to.

Friday
Sep172010

The Great Tornado (or possibly "micro touchdown") of 2010. The Day After.

What are the chances that this car was actually parked here when the whatever-it-was blitzed through Park Slope last evening?

Nothing can surpass the unintended genius of the "holy shit, dude" video (which I notice has gone viral) and I'm feeling a little been there/done that about our whole tornado, having listened to my PIC's retelling about 25 times at 321 drop off this morning.

So what else is new?

Friday
Sep172010

HOLY FUCKING SHIT: #BKTORNADO VID

I'm not sure which is more riveting: the footage of the MOTEHRFUCKCING TORNADO that hit BK last night, or the guys screaming like little girls in this vid. Either way, I just watched this 11 times.