Thanks for sending along some pretty sweet shit. It's all going down this weekend, so here's WHASSUP:
*Friday, August 27: Talk dirty. Babeland Brooklyn, the Slope's favorite purveyors of all things sexy, host a free dirty talk mini-workshop at 8. Aphrodesiac drink specials at Melt afterwards, in case you want to make sure that, in a few hours, you're incapable of using what you've learned. Details.
*Saturday, August 28: Water balloon fight. Even if you don't "do" North Brooklyn, this is kinda cool. Greenpoint Open Studios is holding a fundraiser water balloon fight and raffle. Get wet, benefit artists, win shit. 3 pm, get your info here.
*Sunday, August 29: 5k race. Kiva New York's holding their Run4Kiva 5k in Prospect Park at 10am. Info on the race, team, and registration here.
Alternately, you could offer to come over and help alleviate me of my cabin fever, an elaborate ruse for swiping my jars of Percocet. But, uh, you should probably go do that other shit instead. Just thinking out loud here. As usual, add your much, much better ideas in the comments.