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Tuesday
Mar302010

Spring Break 2010, Day One: To Hell and Back

I am still recovering from the trauma of my long day’s journey into night that was winter break. Wasn’t that like two weeks ago? Why, oh why are public schools on vacation again?

Whatev.

I vowed early on not to repeat the mistakes of our last go-round. I have planned our cultural playcation with the precision of a general.

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Monday
Mar292010

Happy Passover, Bitchez

(via Someecards)

Monday
Mar292010

Celebrity Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky [The Park Slope Edition?]

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the pitch meeting for this show. Please tell me it’s coming to a TV screen near me.

Wait.

It IS a show (Ed note: and I've watched every. single. episode).

BWAHAHAHAHA (me channeling Erica).

I mean, what’s the current count of famous and semi-famous dudes who can’t keep their flies zipped? This latest Sandra Bullock’s really quite unattractive husband and the tattooed ladies flap has put me past my limit. I think I’m approaching 20 in the last year or so.

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Friday
Mar262010

WARNING: Your Tasty Icy Treat *May* Be Germier Than The Seats At The Pavillion Movie Theater

Yes, I realize its supposed to fucking SNOW TODAY, people, but we are cutting edge here at FIPS. So when everyone is all focused on winter-n-shit again, we're rolling it back to focus on Spring. And what do we all do the second it warms up? We buy ice cream...or ices in the case of FIPS reader Ally, who is hoping that her brush with disgustingness will help to save even ONE of you from contracting monkey AIDS. Behold:

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Thursday
Mar252010

SATURDAY: Won't You Be My Neighbor Day

This burst of spring has brought everybody out of hibernation at last. I had no idea how long winter was going on until it ended.

Inspired by Pittsburgh City Council Member Bill Peduto, I hereby proclaim this Saturday, “Won’t You Be My Neighbor Day” in Park Slope.

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