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Saturday
Apr042009

MISS TRANSIT AUTHORITY: S is for 'Schadenfreude' not 'Shuttle'

When we ride, we paradoxically indulge and confront our own prejudices, flaws and superiority complexes when observing the parenting styles of people we don't know.

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Saturday
Apr042009

EVERYONE: MEET NADINE, AKA MISSTA; NADINE: MEET EVERYONE

Yo, so Nadine, aka MissTA has been writing for us for awhile now, and for some crazy reason (i.e. I'm a lazy assed fuckup), I never managed to put up her intro.

If you know anything about anything, then you're already well aware of the fact that she totally rocks. In fact, she's the only other humanoid currently writing for FIPS who has NEVER received any negative comments....EVER (trust me, this is a major feat to behold....and no one better fuck it up now by leaving some "you suck, bizzatch!" nastiness down below). Basically we just publish her shit and people send in fan mail.

Anyway, here's some more scoop about her in her own words: People mistake my 'thinking' face for 'concerned' or 'confused'. I run like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading (fist pounding and high jumps). I direct and produce for Stone Soup Theatre Arts, a socially relevant theatre company. My interests include Sandra Lee's boobs, raising one eyebrow, drunk hugging, and not putting small holes in the wall during inversions in yoga.

Stay tuned for way more of her subway shenanigans.

Friday
Apr032009

BREAKING: PARK SLOPE PARENTS™ FORCES MEMBERS TO RE-FINANCE BUGABOOS 

You know what? I'm a parent in Park Slope; but I'm not a Park Slope Parent™. 

This latest fiasco is exactly why I don't want to be associated with most of the numbnut dickwads who sit around reading this listserv all day, clicking refresh so that they can find another lost hat to discuss the gender-ambibuity of.

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Friday
Apr032009

Where Is The Best Block In NYC? In Park Slope, Bien Sur

So, Time Out NY just released a list of their top five fave blocks in NYC and guess who the fuck is front-n-center? P to the ark to the S to the lope.

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Thursday
Apr022009

Victoria Floethe Thinks Everyone In Park Slope is All Judgey-n-Shit

Ok, really: up until a few moments ago I had no fucking clue who Victoria Floethe is. And even now, after reading about her in Gawker (she's a snooty, self-anointed femme fatale, trust fund kid having an affair with Michael Wolfe), I still don't really give a shit about her. BUT, she wrote this article recently for the Spectator in the UK, telling her side of the "I never set out to ruin this person's life...I'm the victim here story" (or whatever), and she drops this little tasty nugget about Park Slope:

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