'I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me'

(FYI, I've got a total raging cougar crush on this kid).

Chickadee Chick Is Happening

Ever wish you could get some fresh free-range grilled chicken with a side of frozen custard??

If so, your dreams have dreams have just come true.

Chickadee Chick, on 7th Ave and Garfield, is allegedly opening in a few weeks and there will be loads'o chicken, custard, french fries, shakes, and....[I think I'm going to go throw up now].

(Kidding, chickadees...please support your chicken and non-chicken related  local businesses).

Wallet-Friendly Therapy: Jackie's Fifth Amendment

photo: dynamist

At first glance, you might walk into Jackie's Fifth Amendment and think, "Wow, I will probably be murdered tonight if I stay here." Then you realize you need to stop being such a little bitch. One of the few true dive bars left since the gentrification pioneers descended on Park Slope, Jackie's Fifth Amendment stands as a reminder of what the neighborhood used to be like back in the day. Take one step in the door and you're instantly transported to 1975, probably because the chairs you're sitting in are holdovers from that year. Regardless of how divey this bar may be, what it offers that is inherently unique nowadays, is a bartender that will actually listen to you, rather than judging you on your lack of ironic clothing and choice of beer. After five minutes of sitting at the bar (helmed by Fran for years), my friend and I were telling her everything about ourselves. She was shocked when I told her how much I pay for rent. She told my friend that he should break his sublease so he can move in with me. She gave us money for the jukebox and in between cigarette breaks, she told us stories from the old days. Forget fancy doctorates and high-priced bills. Head over to Jackie's for a bucket of 7oz. beers and some free therapy.

Get Your Kink On At Babeland and Do Good

Come on, bitches: buy a dildo and feed some homeless people please: 

For 25 years Food Bank For New York City has been the city’s major hunger-relief organization by procuring and distributing food to a network of approximately 1,000 food assistance programs citywide that help to feed the approximately 4 million New Yorkers in need. Babeland is teaming up with neighboring retailers to help out and reward your effort! Bring 5 or more cans of food to any Babeland store July 17-19 during our Semi-Annual Sale and get up to 25% off everything at Babeland as well as discounts and deals at neighboring retailers likeEd Hardy, Dermalogica, Lazaro,Montauk Sofa, VivienneTam, andAntique Garagein SoHo andThe Dressing Room, Roni-Sue’s Chocolates, 20 PeacocksandTropical Salonon the Lower East Side. In Brooklyn, take your philanthropy to the Bergen Street Stoop Sale to get 25% off at Babeland and 20% off at Bump, Eponymy, Ride Brooklyn, Private Stock and Bergen Street Comics and enjoy select discounts on food and drinks at Fish and Sip, Melt andOrganic Heights.

Even without a donation, you can shop Babeland’s Sale and enjoy 20% savings on everything in the store! But the more you give, the more you getoff.

For complete details on participating businesses, visit babeland.com/summersale

Where Are All The Single, Unattached Park Slope Guys Hiding?

Received this comment today and thought it was post worthy:

Are there any single, unattached guys that live in PS or surrounding areas that are looking to date any young, single women?

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