I Kicked A Dog, And I Liked It

Yeah...so that was likely the theme song running through the bitch's head this morn who FUCKING KICKED MY FUCKING DOG (yeah, the totally fucking adorable one in that pic above).

Here's what went down:

I was walking down 4th Street (between 5th and 6th Aves) on my way to drop Oliver off at Doggie Daycare. He was sticking to the edge of the street (as dogs often do) sniffing around some tree.

I noticed some woman about 10 or 15 feet walking right toward us. She was in our direct line (i.e. she was walking up the street heading right for us). I didn't move because:

*my dog was sniffing a tree and taking a piss.

*she had PLENTY of time to readjust her trajectory and walk around us.

We were NOT blocking the sidewalk, and we were NOT in anyone's way.

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'Being Sexy Is A Nasty Job, But Someone Has To Do It'

The Park Slope post offices seem to be breeding grounds for intense hate and explosions of disgust, but once in a while they are beakers for beautiful chemical reactions of love molecules (is that gross or hot?).

Lookie here at the following missed connection on the always ripe-with-possibilities Craigslist:

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MINI BLOCK OFF: BURGER SHOWDOWN

Wow, per chance A Hamburger Today was inspired by the weekly genius displayed in Parowpyro's Park Slope Block Offs?? Cause they did their own darn burger corner block off between Johnny Mack's and 12th Street Bar and Grill.

Not to ruin the ending or anything, but 12th Street wins--mostly, it seems, because of their fondness for fried onions.

(via A Hamburger Today)

BREAKING: Everyone *Still* Hates The Shit Out of the Park Slope Post Office

Alicia!? Was that you??

If not, I sincerely hope that this Vigilante Chalker is a member of the FIPS community.

WE SALUTE YOU, BRAVE CITIZEN!

(@DimaM via Gothamist)

Park Slope is Spooky?

Apparently so, according to Jennifer Connelly. That's why she moved from her sprawling, to-die-for, PPW mansion back into Manhattan:

"It was a little big... like a haunted mansion, a creepy house. It had that kind of feel to it and it was just wrong for us in a lot of ways."

Shit, I'd tolerate being roommates with the Dark Underlord himself to live in that fucking house.

Whatever.

(Daily Express via Brokleyn)