Yo, so today is election day and you should VOTE!
+ If you don't know where the fuck your polling place is, go hurr and just type in your address thingy.
+ If you're looking for some additional reasons NOT to vote for Carl Paladino for Governor, this might help: Paladino Parties With Guy In Blackface, Plays Dead Son Card.
+ If you see anyone actually voting for Paladino and you want to report them for wrong-doing, you can just Tweet it with the hashtag #nycvotes. Fun!
+ And there's way more social media election fun over HERE.
+ In case you're wondering how fucked us Democrats are gonna be, word on the street is VERY VERY FUCKED: Your 2010 Election Preview.
+ And speaking of getting fucked, Babeland is giving out free vibrators to any mofo who votes! Here are the deets: visit our retail stores on election day, Tuesday, November 2, tell us you voted, and we’ll give you a FREE silver bullet vibrator ($15 value), no purchase necessary. Online: At Babeland.com, we’ll include the silver bullet vibrator with any purchase on November 2, simply type in the code “110210” at checkout. While supplies last.
See you btchz at P.S. 321 in the morn!...or Babeland! Whatevs!