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Tuesday
Nov022010

Where's Your Fucking Polling Place?

Yo, so today is election day and you should VOTE!

+ If you don't know where the fuck your polling place is, go hurr and just type in your address thingy.

+ If you're looking for some additional reasons NOT to vote for Carl Paladino for Governor, this might help: Paladino Parties With Guy In Blackface, Plays Dead Son Card.

+ If you see anyone actually voting for Paladino and you want to report them for wrong-doing, you can just Tweet it with the hashtag #nycvotes. Fun!

+ And there's way more social media election fun over HERE.

+ In case you're wondering how fucked us Democrats are gonna be, word on the street is VERY VERY FUCKED: Your 2010 Election Preview.

+ And speaking of getting fucked, Babeland is giving out free vibrators to any mofo who votes! Here are the deets: visit our retail stores on election day, Tuesday, November 2, tell us you voted, and we’ll give you a FREE silver bullet vibrator ($15 value), no purchase necessary.  Online: At Babeland.com, we’ll include the silver bullet vibrator with any purchase on November 2, simply type in the code “110210” at checkout. While supplies last.

See you btchz at P.S. 321 in the morn!...or Babeland! Whatevs!

Tuesday
Nov022010

I Sincerely Hope This Unicorn Hasn't Already Been Beheaded in Prospect Park

Monday
Nov012010

Jonathan Safran Foer To Park Slope: WHERE ALL MY WHITE BOYYYIIIZZZZ AT??

Ok, so mayyyybbbeeee JSF himself didn't put up this casting notice, but the coincidence is just too much fun to ignore.

From the Village Voice:

"Spotted in Park Slope by Runnin' Scared friend @stvspl: a casting notice for "9-13 year-old Caucasian boys" to appear in the upcoming Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, a film adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer's 2005 novel about a nine-year-old boy's life in the aftermath of September 11th. With the names already attached to this project, forget the coop, Brooklyn parents -- this could be your (child's) big break!"

As for the names already attached, do Tom Hanks or Sandra Bullock ring a bell? I know it's not exactly Jake-n-Taylor or anything, but that still ain't chopped liver. Though you probs shouldn't audition if you *do* eat chopped liver, cause JSF is a locavore, vegan, raw foodist, or some shit.

Obvies Park Slope is ground zero for cute white kids, so I'd like to encourage all you over-the-hill BREEDERS (over-the-hill enough to have a 13-year-old at least) to audition immeds! This is your chance to make billions of dollars AND become BFF's with JSF so you can feed us "anonymous" tips about his take-out habits and/or propensity to download porn! Or illegal movies! Or whatever!

(via Daily Intel)

Monday
Nov012010

FIPS CARES: Escaped Bunny?

Hopefully this little guy or gal has not eaten themselves to death by now on fun sized snickers and packets of candy corn that ppl have thrown over the fence.

IS THIS YOUR BUNNY??? If so, go get him or her, cause they're currently having a sit-in at the Park Slope Library. From a tipster:

"There's an adorable pet bunny munching on grass in front of the library on 6th ave btw 8th and 9th streets. and is way too fat and happy to be park slope wildlife. He's obviously someones pet, isn't scared of people

There's been a gaggle of people around him all morning and we tried calling the ASPCA, 311 and all the local vets to see if anyone would come get him...no luck, as apparently on the weekends they don't do pickups. So unless one of us scales the fence, captures le bunny, and brings him to the shelter he's left to his own devices.

He must belong to someone nearby?"

Anyone missing this siwwy wabbit??

Monday
Nov012010

A Vote For Julio Is A Vote For Park Slope

Right. So while everyone is focused on this whole election thingy, I'm focused on another rully rully important voting matter...namely Metromix's Best NYC Bartender competish.

As it happens, MY FAVORITE-IST bartender in all of NYC has been nominated! And his ass works right here in Park Slope at the Bell House! So like if he wins, Park Slope will be the best place in NYC to live AND the best place in NYC to get plastered!

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN PPL!

Vote for Julio here. And then vote for him again at work when you're accessing the site from a diff IP address. Then maybe stop in the Apple Store and vote for him one last time just for good measure.

He's close to taking over the lead and we need all you btchz in order to make this happen. You don't even need to register or any shit like that.

YES.

WE.

CAN!