Yeah...so that was likely the theme song running through the bitch's head this morn who FUCKING KICKED MY FUCKING DOG (yeah, the totally fucking adorable one in that pic above).
Here's what went down:
I was walking down 4th Street (between 5th and 6th Aves) on my way to drop Oliver off at Doggie Daycare. He was sticking to the edge of the street (as dogs often do) sniffing around some tree.
I noticed some woman about 10 or 15 feet walking right toward us. She was in our direct line (i.e. she was walking up the street heading right for us). I didn't move because:
*my dog was sniffing a tree and taking a piss.
*she had PLENTY of time to readjust her trajectory and walk around us.
We were NOT blocking the sidewalk, and we were NOT in anyone's way.