I'm pretty fucking disappointed in myself for missing cute overload animal news like this, but the Prospect Park Zoo apparently has two new baby baboons. And they've been named Azizi and Jabari (which is Egyptian for "brave" and "precious." Even more upsetting, there was a contest to name these bebe monkey bitches, and we missed the whole damn thang.
I know you guyz could have had a LOT of fun with this one, so feel free to leave any lingering suggestions in the comments. For the record, my name suggestions would have been: Gogo and Winston.