What a great way to start your brand-new commute, South Slopers: with a great big ice storm (or, “wintry mix” as the news calls it)! Aren’t you excited?
If you’re anything like me, all of these terrible subway changes have ruined your life forever because you're dramatic and you have no other real problems in your life, so you have to fixate on things that are just moderately annoying and not terribly bad. How's THAT for self-awareness?
SO: if you're a jerk like me with white people problems, here is a dramatic account of what your life is going to be like for the forseeable future...
PS: Are subway problems considered white people problems? Because we ARE talking about public transit, right?