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Friday
Feb112011

[SPONSORED] Date The Writers of FIPS...And, OK: Come To Our Singles Event!

Just because I aspire to be Heidi Fleiss-n-shit, doesn't mean you need to get all judge-y on me.

Here's the thing: Valentine's Day is almost here. This bullshit is goin down on Monday whether you like or not. And if you don't like it, I suggest you do something about it. Like at least get laid on Sunday night! After our "Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood" Party at the Bell House!

And while I can't promise you that any of these FIPS writers will actually put out, I can at least tell you that:

  • They'll be at the shindig
  • They *might* be open to talking to you
  • And that they're all adorbs.

For real pplz: if I wasn't married already, I'd go all Sister Wives in Park Slope and marry em all.

So, yeah: get your ticket, come out and drink (free hour of booze from 7-8 courtesy of your new best friends on the planet: Solerno; and $3 Beer specials the rest of the night). Eat Whoopie Pies from Trois Pommes and maybe score a date with a FIPS hottie.

Your move.

Also: WE'RE GIVING AWAY 5 SETS OF TIX PLUS 5 SETS OF WING-MAN/WING-WOMAN TIX. I.E. YOU CAN COME WITH YOUR FRIENDZ! Just leave a comment, and tell us about 5 things any future boyfriend/girlfriend should know about you. We'll pick the 5 least scariest and send your asses emails.

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Friday
Feb112011

Park Slope Valentine's Day Resto Roundup

Where are you gonna spend the most romantic evening OF YOUR LIFE? VALENTINE'S DAY!?

Seriously, the quality of your Valentine's Day dinner could make or break your marriage. Or maybe even get you engaged if you're still waiting for your BF to put a ring on it (like me). We’ve rounded up the nabe's most delish sounding Valentine’s Day menus, so take a look and make your rezzies! Hopefully your date won’t be ruined by BREEDERS who bring their kiddos with them (which I am totally gonna do, FYI).

Now, before you get all up in arms about how I left out this place or that place –– HOLD UP. I’ll have you know HELLA restaurants don’t have their special menus online (I’m looking at you, al di la). So if you feel like I’ve totes rejected your fave spot, feel free to post a link to their Valentine’s menu in the comments!

ALSO. Something to think about on your date: The scene in Flashdance where Alex gives Nick a foot job at the dinner table.

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Friday
Feb112011

If You Cross Atlantic Ave, You're Probs Gonna Die

Ok fine: so Atlantic Avenue is only the 5th most dangerous street in all of NY according to the Tristate Transportation Campaign..which means, you have a slightly better chance of dying if you cross Broadway in Manhattan. But still: it's the most dangerous street in all of Brooklyn!

HOORAY!

So I guess our best advice is: try to cross Atlantic Avenue as little as possible. Then you'll have a better chance of not being dead.

Of course even if you *do* get across Atlantic, you then might have to contend with shit like the Atlantic Center Mall, so on second thought: you should probs just choose death after all.

(via Gothamist)

Thursday
Feb102011

LINKED: junkslope

Further proof that there is now a Tumblr for EVERY-FUCKING-THING, behold: Junk Slope. A visual record of all the shit that people leave out on the streets and stoops of Park Slope.

Of course, ALL I can think as I scroll through the photos is: how many bedbugs are crawling around all that shit??

Thursday
Feb102011

HIPSTER LITTLE MERMAID LEFT THE OCEAN BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CURRENT

Don't call me Ariel, my name is Helvetica.

Via Buzzfeed