Just because I aspire to be Heidi Fleiss-n-shit, doesn't mean you need to get all judge-y on me.
Here's the thing: Valentine's Day is almost here. This bullshit is goin down on Monday whether you like or not. And if you don't like it, I suggest you do something about it. Like at least get laid on Sunday night! After our "Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood" Party at the Bell House!
And while I can't promise you that any of these FIPS writers will actually put out, I can at least tell you that:
- They'll be at the shindig
- They *might* be open to talking to you
- And that they're all adorbs.
For real pplz: if I wasn't married already, I'd go all Sister Wives in Park Slope and marry em all.
So, yeah: get your ticket, come out and drink (free hour of booze from 7-8 courtesy of your new best friends on the planet: Solerno; and $3 Beer specials the rest of the night). Eat Whoopie Pies from Trois Pommes and maybe score a date with a FIPS hottie.
Also: WE'RE GIVING AWAY 5 SETS OF TIX PLUS 5 SETS OF WING-MAN/WING-WOMAN TIX. I.E. YOU CAN COME WITH YOUR FRIENDZ! Just leave a comment, and tell us about 5 things any future boyfriend/girlfriend should know about you. We'll pick the 5 least scariest and send your asses emails.