So, it's 2AM and you have drank 47 beers.
You need to eat something, or you're going to make some big mistakes.
Your big mistakes could include, but aren't limited to:
1. Getting into a fight with your wife
2. Getting "smart" (as my grandfather would say) with a police officer
3. Puking everywhere
So, what bar should you plant your ass in for last call and some good grub?