Lately, I can't get down the sidewalk, and it's not because of all of the big ass strollers around here...it's the statuesque blonde families speaking in foreign tongues.
Of all the infidels that have descended upon Brooklyn's shores, I've liked the European invaders the best. I mean if I had to choose between douchey derivatives traders and Germans, I vote for the Germans.
But now I'm feeling a little bit used, a little bargain basement, if you want the truth. Are we really so cheap? Such a good deal? I don't know if I like this shit.