*Thursday, January 13: LOLz IRL. Tix still available for #ReTweet This: Rob Delaney & Friends doing standup at Union Hall. Yes, this thing is IRL. 8 p.m. tonight. The UCB show last night sold out, so get on it.
*Saturday, January 15: Snow jams. For an appropriately-named an event in light of recent vents, come dance to hip-hop, indie and more at Union Hall from 11p.m. on. Snow-themed specials, no cover, and all things warm and fuzzy. Details.
ALSO. Buy things along Fifth Ave in the Slope at these merchants from now until Valentine's Day, and every $14 you spend will get you a raffle ticket for BID's Spending Spree Raffle. Prizes are $1,000, $800 and $500 cash, so get your debt on.
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