You know how sometimes you look at something or see something...and its just so deeply fucking confusing, your brain is not able to process the information in a way that even remotely makes any sense?
Like right now for example:
Still confused? Well let me enlighten you ppl: according to the Park Slope Parents blog, this is a Bed Bug-a-Boo! You know, like a cross between a Bugaboo and a bedbug! Your worst nightmare crossed with your worst nightmare! And apparently we're going to meet some at this year's Halloweeen Parade!
BWAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAAA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY!??
Ok, fine. If you don't think *THAT'S* funny, how bout their zingy description??:
–The hedge fund mommies have them, though, like a little botox and a tuck, they keep it to themselves.
–The fashion set surely has them; they need them…the pricier, the better!
–The alterna-daddies have them (they go great with a Diaper Dude, Chuck Taylors, and wicked tats).
–The best nannies have them, though they’d never brag about it to mommies.
The Bedbug-a-boos! They’re all the rage in Brooklyn. Watch out, or you’ll be getting them, too!
TEE HEEE HEEE HEE [BARF].
HA HA HA [PUNCHES SELF IN FACE]
LOL [STOMPS ON KITTEN'S HEAD].
(via PSP Blog)