It's def cause for celebration around here when we find ourselves some other, like-minded, true-blue, ginuwine BALLERS. And so I was pretty much dancing a full on fucking jig when I happened upon: Reasons to be Happy You Don't Have Kids.
"I have been with my wife Karyn for ten years – five living together unmarried, and five married. We are different than most other couples we know. We don’t want children… ever. There, I said it. When we tell people of this decision, we’re usually met with a mixture of pity and confusion. Is there really something wrong with not wanting to be slaves to crying, pooping, puking little versions of ourselves?"
[STANDS ON KITCHEN TABLE SCREAMING]
NOOOOOOOOO! There is nothing wrong with that, Eric!
And Karyn says this:
"Every day that I wake up, I am happy that I don’t have a child."
[JUMPS ON CHANDELIER AND SWINGS FROM IT]
Since they're true BALLERS, these two just packed up all their shit and embarked on a several-month long trip to Thailand (which you can follow along with on their blog and Twitter). But also there is some hilarious shit in the archives to sift through, and you people probably have a lot of catching up to do.
I would suggest you add this blog to your google reader stat and follow their asses on Twitter immeds.