There's a new pizza place coming to 1st Stree and 7th Ave!???
I srsly wanna check on pricing to buy one of those billboards on 4th Ave so I can put up the following message to all future potential Park Slope biz owners: IF YOU OPEN UP ANOTHER PIZZA JOINT IN PARK SLOPE, A BABY PANDA WILL DIE. AND EACH MINUTE THE NEW PIZZA SHOP IS OPEN, LOTS OF OTHER EXOTIC & NON-EXOTIC BABY ANIMALS WILL DIE INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: KOALA BEARS, POLAR BEARS, CHIMPANZEES, BUNNY RABBITS, PUPPIES, KITTY CATS. GO. THE. FUCK. AWAY!