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Friday
Jan142011

Who Gives A Shit: Do You Want A Walmart In Brooklyn?

I've been to Walmart once in my life. To buy a gun.

Yes, I broke my decades-long boycott when we somehow got suckered into buying the older an air/bb rifle that he couldn't survive a summer upstate without. It's in a place of honor up in the inaccessible attic, after a visiting friend shot his brother with a stone he'd stuck down it this summer.

I love that gun even if it's not a Glock. But, given the precariousness of mental health conditions in our borough, I just don't feel comfortable with the idea of a Walmart coming to town. According to my due diligence on Glocktalk.com's Caliber Corner forum, you need a permit for a gun in NY, but what are the chances of them asking for it in East New York?

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Friday
Jan142011

FIPS CARES: Moustache Tattoos Need To Happen

Ok, no need to start emailing me about all your fucking kickstarters, cause I mostly don't give a rat's ass, but this one I couldn't resist: The Moustache Tattoo Project!

Some dude wants to make moustache tattoos, and I for one think we should support him!

Pledge $8 or more: For 8 measly greenbacks, you recieve THREE AWESOME tattoos to your house, cave, apartment, or tent, each featuring the "Tyrant", the "Mystery", and the mindmelting "BEAST"...

Come on people...watch the vid. This moustache maestro suggests that we put moustaches on our babies!...do you really need to know ANYTHING else about this project?

Thursday
Jan132011

Pregnant Lady P0rn (Kinda)

While all the preggo ladies in Park Slope are busy doing prenatal yoga and home birth classes n' junk, crazy shit has hit the fan in the rest of the country (probs just the middle, actually). The only thing that can possibly explain these VERY disturbing pregnancy pics is jacked up estrogen levels and mind-altering boob milk.

If you’re preggers and wondering what batshit crazy thing to do today, recreate any one of these pics PUH-LEEZ. When I get accidentally knocked up (again) I’m going to force my husband (baby daddy) to pose with me JUST. LIKE. THIS:

Ok, I’m pretty sure that dude is her dad... and that he's gay.

If you want to continue to be scared shitless, check out more pics here.

(via Pregnant Chicken)

Thursday
Jan132011

[REVIEW'D] Da Nonna Rosa 

Ok, so true confessions: Da Nonna Rosa *does* kinda remind me of Mama Rosa, and as we all know, that's not a good thing. However, they managed to win me over with one thing and one thing only: A RAVIOLI SLICE WITH VODKA SAUCE.

Boom. That's it.

That is literally the only piece of information you need about this new pizza joint on 7th Ave (in the old Elementi space).

Did I love the plain slice? No.

I didn't dislike it either...I just wouldn't walk past Roma (which is a block away) in order to get one. The pizza does not feel like classic NY style to me...it's a bit too thick and the crust just feels a smidge too crunchy. In fact Da Nonna Rosa kind of seems like its a pizza place in NJ rather than Brooklyn. However, they *do* have lots of weird, "fancy" slices, and sometimes you just get into a fancypants mood (Here's Park Slope mentions they even have a chicken caesar salad slice, which I totally  missed).

Also, they have seating...and the space is pretty nice. So if you're feeling like pizza and you wanna sit down and enjoy yourself (they also have a full-ish menu), it might be a good choice. It kind of reminded me of Pizza Plus, except that I think Pizza Plus pizza is DISGUSTING. But you know: that same vibe.

OH, and also they have gelato! And it looked delish, but I was fucking freezing, so I didn't buy any.

I'm sure there will always be a bazillion kids there, so I'll likely only swing by for take-out. But yeah: that ravioli slice with vodka sauce (pictured above) was the bomb diggity bomb bomb. And everyone there was super duper nice.

Anyone else been?

Da Nonna Rosa
140 7th Avenue (btwn Garfield and Carroll)
718-788-6225

Thursday
Jan132011

WHASSUP: A Coupla Things Worth Mentioning

*Thursday, January 13: LOLz IRL. Tix still available for #ReTweet This: Rob Delaney & Friends doing standup at Union Hall. Yes, this thing is IRL. 8 p.m. tonight. The UCB show last night sold out, so get on it.

*Saturday, January 15: Snow jams. For an appropriately-named an event in light of recent vents, come dance to hip-hop, indie and more at Union Hall from 11p.m. on. Snow-themed specials, no cover, and all things warm and fuzzy. Details.

ALSO. Buy things along Fifth Ave in the Slope at these merchants from now until Valentine's Day, and every $14 you spend will get you a raffle ticket for BID's Spending Spree Raffle. Prizes are $1,000, $800 and $500 cash, so get your debt on.

Fire away in the comments with your other shit.