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Thursday
Jan272011

Entitled Neighbor Watch: Don't Block The Snow Plow

BREAKING: your sorry ass if you don't stop blocking snow plows while blithely digging out your Mercedes. @JudyGoldberg was about to make a citizen's arrest but her kid talked her down. See, the rugrats round here are good for something.

More from Judy:

My son and i were standing on the corner of PPW and third street Marveling at how three snow plows were coordinating their efforts. The first was on the park side shoveling snow down from the side to the middle, the second was going down the middle and the third was bringing up the rear and pushing snow to the other side. It was actually, balletic. Except when the 3rd snow blow got to the corner a Park Slope Swell was digging her Mercedes SUV out and refused to budge given the snow plow two options—veer off it's course to let her get her way or stop and to get her two move. The problem with the 2nd option was that the snow plow was straddling 3rd street so all the traffic had to come to a grinding halt. The snow plow driver honked, the cars honked and the woman dug her feels in Yelling I'm not moving I've got to get my car out. What was even crazier was that the snow plow's 3 prong effort had made it so that nobody was getting a mountain of snow in either direction, so her car wasn't going to be buried. Finally the snowplow driver got out. And clearly saw this woman wasn't going to give in show after exchanging words she got in and drove her plow around. This all took about 10 minutes and we learned a little bit about snow clearing and lot about how the Mercedes SUV is more than just a status symbol its a license to bring the entire snow removal effort to a halt.

Anyway, I'm going sledding now. And snowballing.

Behave yourselves and please don't be a douchebag to your neighbors or hardworking road crews today!

Thursday
Jan272011

'I Have Something Misguided And Angry To Say About This Current Argument'

This is supposed to be a "real Facebook argument," but also I found this on Brooklynian...and it kinda fits better there.

Thursday
Jan272011

Mommy Mittens Are Now A Thing

BEHOLD! MOMMY MITTENS!

As we all know: gloves are pesky. Should I buy cashmere? Goretex? Wool? Is the wool organic wool? Can I verify the sheep that provided this wool came from a good home? Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Well, now all you BREEDERS can shift your focus! Cause who needs gloves anymore with Mommy Mittens!

I have to say (non-ironically): I kinda think this is a brilliant idea. Basically its a hand warmer thingamajiggy, that attaches to the bar of your stroller. And that "mitten" is no joke: it's water resistant, lined with fleece and "mommylicious" (ok, that's my quote, but still...I think it fits). Also they come in different colors and cost $30 [NOTE TO SELF: BECOME MOMMY MITTEN AFFILIATE].

Annnnnd, Mommy Mittens moves into one of the empty storefronts on 7th ave in 3...2...

(via Here's Park Slope)

Thursday
Jan272011

Anatomically Correct Snowwoman

Dear whomever made this snowwoman with big tits outside of Key Food on 7th Ave,

I love you.

Like a lot.

Best,

Erica

Thursday
Jan272011

Off Leashed In Prospect Park

Me: "What kind of dog do you have?"

Pancake MIx's Owner: "Oh Mrs. Pancake Mix is part Ridgeback part Chihuahua, part pit bull with an extra shot of espresso and a soy topper."

Me: "Wait is that a dog or a pretentious order at the Tea Lounge?"

PMO: "She's a rescue, we found her amongst some thugs whilst they were buying her during a drug exchange/dog exchange in Bed Stuy...we just so happened to be campaigning for decent recycling at inner city schools...i see your dog is full ridgeback, was she bred?"

Me: Yep...wanna fight about it? By the way, the part of Mrs Pancake that's a pit bull is currently trying to eat my ridgie's face off.

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