Erica | Wednesday, June 17, 2009 at 12:05AM ;)
...this is it.
Seriously.
Do not pass go...do not collect $200. HIRE ME!
I'm forever your girl.
Share Article | tagged PSlope WTF parowpyro | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 2:04AM 
Thug life, yo! That’s right! Today’s celebrity birthday?...Tupac Shakur! Thirty-eight years ago today, Shakur was born to an East Harlem woman who was also totally a member of the Black Panther Party. Since we dedicated last week's Block-Off! to my favorite college-era hippies, Phish, we’re going to take you back even further this week & dabble in my high-school musical tastes by going all hip-hop on yo ass.
I can’t think of two more gangsta blocks in Park Slope than this week’s two contenders—5th Ave from 8th to 7th and 7th Ave from 3rd to 2nd. Both blocks have Bingo! That’s wicked gangsta. Since 5th Ave’s obviously more gangsta than 7th & located west of it, we’ll be infusing it with the spirit of Tupac, while 7th Ave’s block will be inhabited by Tupac’s best bud to the east, Biggie Smalls.
As the two blocks fight for their respective territories & reps, a turf war will develop & a lot of people will say a lot of things & there’ll be beefs & disses & representin’. We’ll move a bunch of units, but by the end, both blocks will be dead…but one will end up selling more posthumous albums!...but he won’t even get a biopic. Let the bandana-wearing, paranoid, 2Pacalyptic judging begin! California love, y’all.
Share Article | tagged Shawn, block-off Erica | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 12:19AM 
Cause DAYM, the 'Fashion Freelancer' has a lot of friggin sex.
You know those anonymous Sex Diary sexcapades that detail random people's sex lives each week on Daily Intel for NY Mag? Well this week, the anonymous horndog is from Park Slope...and she's probably having sex way more than you are.
Read it and weep.
Share Article | tagged sex in the slope Erica | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 12:02AM 
Come on out to the Bell House on Thurs night, 6/18...its a BK/NYC Bloggers Meetup, yo!
If you've got a blog...wish you had a blog...have a blog but wish you DIDN'T have a blog, or just think bloggers are hot as shit, come on out and hang.
It will be epic...and/or just plain fun.
Fine.
It won't suck...that's pretty much all I can promise.
Here are all the deets, so RSVP your ass now.
Erica | Monday, June 15, 2009 at 8:14AM 
Was wondering what the fuck Boardwalk Empire was (as I've been seeing the signs all weekend). Thankfully, Here is Park Slope had all the scoop:
Helmed by Martin Scorsese and written by Sopranos alum Terrence Winter, Empire is about the rise of Atlantic City during the Prohibition era, and centers on a bootlegger named Nucky Johnson (played by Steve Buscemi).
STEVE BUSCEMI, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Seriously, if any one (and I mean A-N-Y-O-N-E) can get us some real deal scoop from REALSTEVEBUSCEMI on his feelings about his Twitter impersonator, we'd slap your pic on the front page of FIPS and petition the Borough of Brooklyn to name a street after your ass or something.
Inquiring minds want to know (and I gotta go to work!).
All this is goin down near the Montauk Club.
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From Brooklynian:
Don't care about whether its a guy or a gal, just want someone who's attentive, skilled, responsible -- and not selling all the time.
Gawd knows my fat ass has no advice, so anyone else out there have some scoop for rednexala?
Share Article | tagged exercise Erica | Monday, June 15, 2009 at 7:37AM 
Your fave sex shop and mine, Babeland, is casting for an ep of HBO's Real Sex, and we think that we need to get Park Slope REPRESENTED in this motherfucker. Here are the details:
Babeland is casting engaging participants who want to be in a Kinky Crafting segment on HBO’s Real Sex program making sexy crafts and DIY sex toys for an afternoon.
Shooting is scheduled for the afternoon and evening on Tuesday, June 23rd at Babeland Brooklyn in Park Slope, highlighting our gorgeous new store and delivering a fun event that ties in with the crafting trend and feels relevant in these economically challenging times. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air at the end of 2009.
Anyone interested should send a photo and few words about themselves to funstuff@babeland.com by Tuesday, June 16th. This is a thrilling opportunity for Babelandand we’d love for our friends and customers to be involved.
All you kinky BREEDERS best be typing up your emails in 3...2...1.
Good luck, pervs!
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