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Monday
Oct032011

Brooklyn Too Expensive, Even For Jay-Z

Daddy-to-be Jay-Z is thinking of moving himself and his hot wife to Brooklyn, especially since the Nets are getting closer to making their own move to the borough. Only problem? J says Brooklyn is too. Damn. Expensive. "The prices over there are really high," he told E! Online. "It's not like before!"

That's right. A man with a net worth of $450 million thinks it's too expensive to live here.

[Via The Daily News]

Monday
Oct032011

IT'S FINALLY HERE: FIPS APPAREL

The time has come: we finally got our shit together and created a bunch of badass FIPS gear for you to feast your eyes on.

Now you can actually WEAR all of that attitude, self-righteousness, and douchebaggery instead of just reading it on your computer.  FUN, right?  You bet it is.

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Monday
Oct032011

"Food Coop" Google Results Produce Interesting Advertisement

Google "Park Slope Food Coop" and peep the advertisement that comes up in the search snippet. The result is bound to harden your salami. To juice your pickle. To shoot cream from your cannoli. Dick joke.

[Via Twitter User Mike Epstein / Gothamist]

 

Monday
Oct032011

Park Slope Woefully Underrepresented on Stupid Dive Bar List 

Mission Dolores / Photo via www.thrillist.com

Complex recently made a list of the fifty best dive bars in New York City. They included O'Connors, which was fairly high on the list at number 16. It was also the only Park Slope bar that made the cut. From where I'm sitting, anyone who tries to make a list of the fifty best dive bars in New York City is begging for an argument. So here are my top choices for Slope bars that shouldn't have been overlooked:

1. MISSION DOLORES

I'll concede that Mission Dolores might be too hep to qualify as a true dive bar. There's a difference between a dive bar and a dive-y bar. Mission Dolores might not be a dive, but it is dive-y, and they have pin-ball machines, which are essential, but remarkably hard to find in Park Slope. So it makes my list, even if it's too new and clean to be a true dive bar.

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Monday
Oct032011

Perverted House Husband Trolls The Park Slope Subz!

Reasons To Fear The Subway:

1. Bed Bugs
2. Death by rat king
3. Being masturbated on
4. Accidentally sitting in a pee-filled seat (totally happened to me)
5. Lecherous pervs snapping pics of your cleave.

That’s right single ladies, there’s a depressed Park Slope hubby wandering around the subway with a wedding ring, and he wants to get off on your boobs. Check out this alert from Urban Baby:

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