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Wednesday
Oct262011

GQ Still Trying to Prove That They Know All About Brooklyn

Photo via GQ

The horrible parade of criminal injustices visited upon Brooklyn by GQ Magazine continues. First, they posted their Eaters Guide to Brooklyn, which was really more of a "Hot Restaurants Two Years Ago" list. I followed up with my own BK Eaters Guide, which you commenters happily chimed in on.  

And now, we have thisIt's a nightlife guide!  And by "nightlife" they mean "bars and lodging." I don't know about you, but if I find a good bar, I don't need lodging that night.  You shouldn't, either.

That being said, here's my guide to drinking in Brooklyn.  

Pick a Bar with an Accelerated Buy-Back.  If you have more than four drinks at a bar on a regular basis (and, let's face it, you wouldn't have read this far if you didn't), you want to know whether your third or fourth drink (or ANY drink) is gonna be comped.  And if you're drinking someplace that doesn't give you a free drink after drink number 5...well, I feel sorry for you.  For me, Excelsior has always been consistent with buy backs--maybe because I'm gay and have a low-grade drinking problem.  If you fall into either of those categories, you should think about drinking there.

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Wednesday
Oct262011

Cool Or Not Cool: Inked Up Tokidoki Barbie?

I don’t know about you fools, but I know what’s on my Christmakkuh list this year: Mattel’s new limited edition Tokidoki Barbie! She’s like a combination of Katy Perry (in her pink hair phase, natch!) plus that girl from TLC who’s dating Jesse James, with just a splash of Ed Hardy for good measure.

Apparently, parental units the world over are in a tizzy about how this new Barbie might scar their children. One PO'd mom told ABC, "I think it is disgusting. I personally think tattoos are trashy." God knows tattoos and hair dye are a precursor to meth-addiction. The worst part? Barbie’s dog is named Bastardino. HOLY FUCK NO.

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Tuesday
Oct252011

Park Slope Craigslist: Sexy Couple Needs Help

A Park Slope couple with a "child" is looking for a "live-in nanny" to do some "light cleaning." If you're a super hot woman of West Indian or Spanish descent, please contact this equally sexy European couple:

Educated,prof. attractive married European couple,very uninhibited with high sex drives seeking attractive bisexual West Indian/Spanish female for live in nanny position to care for small child and to move in with us either p/t,preferably full time,additionally some light cleaning and other small chores.salary along with your own room and board and you will travel with us also at our expense.We prefer that you are in good shape as we are,wife is 5'7 130, husband is 6' 190 in our early 30's ,healthy,drug and disease free,single and pleasant disposition,age 21 to 40.You should be ok with spending time mostly with wife is very bisexual and a pleaser,but husband may also join at times.We are very private and discrete professionals and want by all appearances for our relationship to be same to outsiders.Please reply with,photo,your experience and background,single females only and preferably W.Indian/Spanish.Bye,bye. 

To peep the actual post (read: boobs and bootie) click HERE Bye,bye.

[Thanks to Park Slope Lens for the hawt tip!]

Tuesday
Oct252011

Caption This Park Slope Photo!

This photo comes courtesy of What You Do Not Know Because You Are Not Me! Got great photos of the Slope? Consider taking off all your clothes and jumping in the FiPS Flickr pool with us! For now, give us your Fipsiest photo caption in the comment box below!

[Union between 7th/8th avenue]

Tuesday
Oct252011

WHO GIVES A SHIT: Where Are The Cheapest ATM's in Park Slope?

(via Ally)

I don't know about you, but $3.00 ATM fees (I'm looking at you motherfucking Bank of motherfucking America) make me want to punch a Panda.

And yeah: I knowwwww that I can go to my own damn bank and not pay any fees whatsoever, but also my own damn bank is 9 blocks away and I'm very very lazy...you do the math. As such, I end up going to ATM's all over this godforsaken nabe.

Thus far I've only managed to find two in Park Slope that charge .99 cents.

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