PARK SLOPE TRIVIA

Since everyone who lives in Park Slope is a self-righteous know-it-all, it would only make sense that we would have some killer trivia nights around here, right?

I do Trivia Night in the East Village under the handle "Trivia Newton-John" (don't steal it), so I can't comment on any of the ones around here, but here's a short list of popular trivia spots in the neighborhood.

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DUCKED IN PARK SLOPE

Yo, can nobody hold onto their shit anymore in this stupid neighborhood?

Here's a poster from the 7th Avenue F train station, where someone lost a Black Swan-esque umbrella and is "totally heartbroken over the loss."

That's the Park Slope I know and love: war, earthquakes, and nuclear radiation ain't gonna stop your game when you lose your beloved duck umbrella.  

BREEDER v. BALLER: Strollers On The Subway

Each week Once in a blue moon, we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched. This week: Strollers on the Subway.

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Enter Prospect Park At Your Own Risk

image via PLOGIf you don't get a ticket from a plain clothed officer for keeping your dog off-leash one minute past the 9am cut-off time, you'll likely get one for strolling into the Park at 1:35am. The dude above did.

THIS SHIT IS NOT ALLOWED, PPL.

Btchz like MIH Ventures get issued permits to turn the park into a gigantic garbage dump each and every summer, but dudes like local artist Daniel Goers get tickets for just fucking standing there wearing a stupid hat. The guy didn't even get a warning.

Between the goose gas chamber and now the late-night Prospect Park ticket blitzes, I'm glad to see our tax dollars are hard at work.

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NOW DO THIS: NATALIA ZUKERMAN/GARRISON STARR AT UNION HALL

Yo, you in the mood for some vagina rock Park Slope? 

Hellllllllllllll yeah. 

Natalia Zukerman and Garrison Starr are playing at Union Hall this Saturday at 8PM. 

You should probably go. 

...and I'm not just saying that because I'm "friends with the drummer" (isn't everybody?). 

UPDATE: I'm an idiot.  The show is at Union Hall, not The Bell House.