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Monday
Nov072011

Gun and Weed-wielding Man Caught Masturbating In Prospect Park


This past Thursday at approximately 3:30pm, 53 year-old Glen Perouza decided to go for a trifecta of creepiness in front of a kids’ Prospect Park tour. We're talking masturbation, weapons and drugs. Parks Department Urban Park Ranger* Andrew Marsala was giving children an educational tour in Prospect Park when he spotted Perouza allegedly masturbating. Perouza tried to run away but Marsala chased him down. While waiting for the cops to show up, Marsala found weed in Perouza’s pocket. Later on, the cops fund a loaded gun in his car.

 

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Friday
Nov042011

COOL OR NOT COOL: Tricking Your Kid Into Thinking You Ate All Their Halloween Candy?

Look: I know that Halloween was over days ago and all you btchz probably have your Christmas trees up-n-shit already, but I have literally never laughed so hard in my life.

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to play a horrific yet hilarious trick on their kids by telling them that they ate all of their Halloween candy. ALL OF IT. No more candy for you, little Stella! Suck it Ezra! Better luck next year, Sufjan!

Furthermore, Jimmy K asked them to videotape the whole thing as it went down.

Needless to say, the results are nothing short of spectacular.

Yeah, so I vote cool.

(via Gothamist)

Friday
Nov042011

FIP$ DEAL OF THE WEEK

Hey, remember when we launched FIPS Deals back in May?  Lucky you, when a new FIPS Deal comes on the market, we're going to highlight it here so you'll know exactly what you can save money on next.  Like what you see?  Head over to our Deals page to see what else we've got up in here.    

Clean sweep

Take a look around at all of the old magazines piling up on the coffee table and the dust bunnies that are colonizing in the corner even though you “Swiffered” last week.  You know your apartment could use a good scrub-down.  How about you call Cleaning Brooklyn and let them do it for you?  They offer standard home and office cleaning services as well as laundry and ironing at prices even bloggers can afford.  Hell, they'll even clean out your fridge and freezer (you know Ketchup expires, right?).

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Friday
Nov042011

FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent all week recovering from Halloween weekend or watching early stand-up vids of Zach Galifianakishere's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Cool Or Not Cool: Letting your dog pee in the street?: A FiPS reader sent us an account of a run-in that he had with some neighbors over where his dog peed in the street. We posed the question: where is it cool to let your dog pee? And you guys went NUTS in the comments.

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Friday
Nov042011

[My Favorite Park Slope...]: Place to Party and Peep Free Art

If you're having "one of those weeks" this week -- the one where you have to go to the TD Bank Penny Arcade to cash in all of your loose change to get beer money -- you might be looking for something to do this weekend that's super cheap but still really fun. This FIPS post is your official reminder that Saturday, November 5th, is the First Saturday party at the Brooklyn Museum.

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