I'm going to start this out with a quote and work backwards:
Google the shit out of your next online date. Like, hardcore. Also, for all you world famous nerds out there: Don’t go after two Gawker Media employees and not expect to have a post written about you. We live for this kind of stuff.
Oh boy! The above was written by fellow Park Slope blogger, Alyssa Bereznak, who writes for Park Slope Patch. Because of this, I felt a slight duty to be kinda' nice. But then I remember the FiPS mantra -- rant, whine, bitch, moan -- and realize there have to be a few slaps thrown about. Because of Alyssa Bereznak, Australians are even talking about what douche bags people in Park Slope are.