Meowwwwww. I don't bother chasing mice around. I slink down the alley looking for a fight. Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night. I don’t know how relevant that is. Feels right though. There is a new monthly swing night starting in Park Slope. It starts with a half hour class and the first guest is Cynthia Hopkins. She’s the cat’s pajamas. Really whizz bang terrific, daddio!
I’m not sure harassee is a real world. In fact it sounds like something Pootie Tang would say. Sa Da Tay. Yeah. This dude is looking to hire a flirty secretary. For clerical errands and fun. Maybe you’re into that. We don’t judge here.
The first person suggests doing all sorts of hygiene things with baking soda. Like a WD40 for the human body. Could definitely get into that. I’m cheap as hell. Then somebody responds! He or she got burns on their skin from using baking soda in place of soap. Oh no! Also, he/she felt like their teeth were going to fall out of their head when they used it as toothpaste. We’re going to need our teeth. It’s almost corn season for god’s sakes. Stay away from baking soda. Be safe out there.