Faye Rogaski thinks your kid is a brat. And frankly, other people are starting to notice, too. And you can count that Brown acceptance letter toast if little Sunshine doesn't shape up before she gets her braces off.
OK, so according to this much kinder, more socially-acceptable-than-FIPS (PUNS R FUN) Park Slope Patch article, the above isn't exactly right, but I'm taking my liberties and declaring that's pretty much the gist. Rogaski, a PR exec and adjunct professor, was disturbed enough by her students' consistent lack of decorum that she founded Socialsklz: a set of etiquette classes for kids that'll set your spawn on the fast-track to "Yes ma'am," "No, sir" and "I deeply apologize I shared that photo of my gravity bong on Facebook."