The results for our second annual sex survey are in! We were nosier than a next door neighbor about your late night visitors, and you gave us plenty to work with. Turns out the FiPS readers are an active group (don't worry, we won't slut shame you). Before we get to the juicy stuff, let's first get the basic demographics out of the way:
Although Park Slope is very lesbian-friendly, the majority of our survey-takers are straight and apparently very relationship focused. Committed relationships made up 36.6% of the group with "single and looking for a serious relationship" in second at 23.2%. Slightly more women than men took our survey, with the highest interest from the 25-30 age group. To further one stereotype of Park Slope, 36.4% of you want a mini-me in diapers in the near future. Another 31% is undecided but will likely get knocked up (kidding!).
In this neighborhood, you are better off flashing your Twilight paperback than your Food Co-op membership. When it comes to attraction, 39.1% of readers said a dude/chick reading a book...any book will do. A bangin' body (24.8%) came in second with steady employment following at 21%.
While no one is fucking like a rabbit in Park Slope, 51.5% said they have sex one to three times a week. Unfortunately, another 30% have a nonexistent sex life. About one in three readers have had a one night stand in the neighborhood. When it came to ménage à trois, 41.7% said it was a pipe dream. Coordinating schedules (and orgasms) proved to be too much work for 55.3% of the group.
Unprotected sex is okay with 60% of readers who are either married or in a monogamous relationship. Overall, readers wear protection unless it's self love.
We asked: are you into any sort of freaky sex shit? If so, what?
Your kinks and fetishes ran the gamut from role-playing to watersports to strap-ons -- things that would make Kinsey proud. Pegging, domination and bondage were high on the list. A few readers included sex in public bathrooms, caning and group sex. "I used to hook up with girls," one presumed female wrote. "As in not just kissing for dudes but actually fondling boobs, vag, etc. with my guys around." Another claimed, "I like watching gay skinhead porn, despite being a liberal and (I hope) non-racist." Who knew gay skinhead porn was a thing? For the record, we also had to look up someone's fetish for queening.
We also asked for your juiciest sexual hookups in the Slope:
According to readers, the sex in Park Slope is great when we're having it. Clearly we're having it, one reader commented, since there are plenty of babies in the neighborhood. Many wrote in to say there simply isn't enough sexual activity in their lives and could use more action. Our readers were quick to point out that Park Slope is the only Brooklyn neighborhood with a Babeland, which says something about our fuckability. Whether you're single and trying or in a monogamous relationship, readers agreed that when you're fucked in Park Slope, it's a good place to be.
Stay tuned for part two of the second annual FiPS sex survey, which will hit the blog early next week!